Q: What's the worst thing that ever happened to your hair?

Henderson: Dave: Cut a receding hair line on purpose. Doug: I now have a bald spot where I cut my own hair when I was four. That was a big year for me. First love, first self-mutilation.

Q: If you had to pick, would you rather be hot or cold? Why?

Henderson: We like to sweat. Clears the pores you know.

Q: What did you do on/for your last birthday?

Henderson: Dave: I turned 27. What is there to do? Doug: I turned 25 and got a reduction on my insurance.

Q: Does your phone number spell anything? What's your phone number? Can I call you sometime?

Henderson: Dave: Poki Vet. Doug: I have no idea how he knew that off the top of his head. I'd give you my number, but I don't think you'd call, which might break my starving musician's heart.

Q: Did you sit on Santa's knee this year?

Henderson: I do believe that Indiana has several laws protecting the elderly…