Q: What would you do if you were hit in the face with a large salmon right now?

FETISH:Keith: I would look around for that weird guy with the mustache and clown clothes from the Muppet Show! Chris: I would tell the fish to cut it out and quit ripping off Python. Or simply say to it,” I’m not talking to clouds on a sunny day."

Q: Did you sit on Santa’s knee this year?

FETISH:Keith:   No, but he really wanted me to!

Q: What food or beverage company would you choose to sponsor you?  Why?

FETISH:Chris: Edible Underwear.

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Q: Are there any local bands that you admire/love playing with?

FETISH:Scott: No.  We're better.